Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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