its not stalking. its research.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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