Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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