i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how do flat chested girls get laid?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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