the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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