everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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