Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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