so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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