no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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