they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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