he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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