I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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