last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Bring me that man meat
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