I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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