Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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