im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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