the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
