well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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