That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He felt like a one man threesome
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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