either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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