I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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