garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
well you can't waste a boner
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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