Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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