Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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