So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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