They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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