you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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