well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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