**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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