Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize
