Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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