is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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