I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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