u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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