I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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