He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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