At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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