So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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