The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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