hell yes lets make some ravioli
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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