she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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