If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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