Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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