Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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