"it" just moved
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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