At least make sure they are 18
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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