There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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