I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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