I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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