His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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