Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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