pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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