But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your cock deserves a montage
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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