I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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