She's JV to your varsity
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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