why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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