hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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