She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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